cabbagecakes

cabbagecakes @ 2008-12-13T18:33:00

2008-12-13T17:36:12Z

Minutes of Today’s Session

· My nose is drinking eggnog - parna

· Have you ever seen an african drink eggnog?

· Positive chi, calm chi, kimchi!!! – brie, ana, parna

· They can rape everyone including the cleaning lady but they can’t drink eggnog

· Let me eat your cupcake bitch, I’ll go African on you! - brie

· Little children, not even for money - ana

· It’s glow in the dark Edward! (about the seine boats)

· But my boyfriends a powderpuff!

· Anahita’s skinny ‘white’ ass….

· Your face

· The latino Chlamydia in Oklahoma

· Zuko hair!!! (die jesse mcartney, die!!!! Take a lesson from Jacinta…she could be a better zuko than you…by a slim margin. And we just voted for her because we like her mizuki-shirt.

· FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! (Jacinta hides around the corner crying)

· Gangsta inuits- A real I!!!

· Seals vs. Pandas- we all know Pandas Rock

· The appearance of the A squared show

Jacinta: The story of an ASIAN

2008-12-05T00:00:04Z

Jacinta: The story of an ASIAN

Once upon a time there was My Fellow Asian Jacinta who was an interesting girl. She wanted to be a zoologist and marry a Lord to become a Lady and she was a self-confessed Harry Potter fan and fangirl, whose fangirl lists consists of several doctors (of different kinds), scientists or specifically biologists, a werewolf and death gods and a motorcycle fitted in there somewhere. Her friends tried to send her to AA (Anime Anonymous) but they sent her back to reality stating she was a “lost cause”. HPAA (Do I need to say?) didn’t even want to think about accepting her after hearing that she had created a shrine to the harry potter gods in order to bring herself closer to HP and JK ROWLING. She also epic failed at cosplay, but that’s another story.

As a young girl, she aspired to find the Davidus kitticus. She spent much of her teenage wasteland trying but ending up at epic fail like science teachers epic fail at art, not to mention any names of course. Little did she know that the creature she was looking for was not just any fantasy but Kitty, her pet, whom she could not distinguish from a human. Hence, a human could be a pet to her as debated in TOK in the question “do animals have perceived fear?” “Answer: yes – my pet Kitty flinches if I raise my hand in a threatening manner after I used to beat him”.

Her school years were likewise interesting, being dragged across the room and endlessly topped up with more champagne which was used as an “excuse” to being red in the face at her graduation booze-off, toiling her life away onto paper as she did her mock (and real) exams and watched her friends’ BRILLIANT performance. Getting a 6.9 instead of a 7.0 in Geography and contemplating geography death and completing her PhD only to find that someone had stolen her dissertation and she had to do it all over again. As the typical ASIAN, she enjoyed the ASIAN side to life, Chinese tea and yumcha, Twinning Earl grey with milk and 2 sugars, teaching her friends Cantonese swears and being stereotyped by those Caucasians who’ve never been to Asia.

And when she did find a Lord to marry, he said "Alright, I'll marry you but only if you attend this formal dinner with my family without mishap" so they all sat at the table in the grand dining room in the Csomething manor house at the estate with some fancy name and the first course was served. And as they all picked up the correct cutlery they noticed Jacinta. The relatives all froze with food halfway to their mouth and stared and her “future” husband did a headdesk. And that was how Jacinta epically failed at being a real Lady. He never saw her again.

Jacinta died young, but in a blaze of glory. After the aftermath of trying and failing to discover the elusive Davidus kitticus and the epic failure of her chance of fulfilling her Dream to become a proper Lady, she decided to take a break from her peer pressuring friends and travel to get away from the polluted scum of the Former British Colony of Hong Kong of the Former Majestic and Glorious British Empire, now know as the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. She finally decided to stay for a while in the Bahamas, in Nassau. She found a cave near the beach to be her dwelling and often explored the surrounding cliffs doing what she loved: rock climbing. However, one ill, or not so ill, fated day, her beloved carabineer which she bought when she was 15 from a outdoor shop in Wan Chai, a.k.a. the posher red light district of HK, snapped from years of hard use (doing who knows what) and she tumbled from the cliffs only to fortunately land in the azure sea with an onomatopoetic SPLASH!

At the same time, a Great White Shark by the name of Spartacus, sent by Jazz the psychopathic fictional misanthropic seal, saw his opportunity and chased her. Futilely, she gets impaled by a passing stingray, who wishes to remain anonymous, while avoiding Spartacus in a moment of bathos in memory of her childhood hero and fellow Australian, Steve.

Nevertheless, her friends celebrated by conglomerating at the Oz bar were Jacinta never had a drink at and partied all night by cross-dressing at Queens. The next day however, in a rare moment of sobriety, they missed for one moment, her ability to fornicate with words and a song and dance number about a dominatrix with the boots and the black leather whip first performed at Chester Zoo and remained wildly popular to this day. But that moment passed and her friends continued to celebrate her passing until her funeral.

During that day, her friends played the song Yellow by Coldplay and her good friend Anahita, now Prime Ministeress of The People's Democratic Republic of Brianiniilandia, stood up to give the obituary in the presence of Brianna, President of The People's Democratic Republic of Brianiniilandia and General of Brianna's Royal Army (B.R.A- the support of the nation), Cindy, Bella and Edward and the other Australian Matilda, who by the way does not waltz, and said...

“Once upon a time there was My Fellow Asian Jacinta who was an interesting girl…..”

in reply to entry post or lack thereof

2008-12-01T22:55:26Z

yes avni, this is because i have nothing to share (or nothing that i think anyone would be interested in about my life unless you want to know about strange coincedences and how i got a computer virus from our mutual European friend Caitlin)
I could share and i would if you ask, but i'd share at the risk of your sanity. "what has been seen, cannot be unseen" as they say on the Internet (if you've heard of it).

in a nutshell, my public life is a bore, life's a whore and it sucks whereas my private one, who really wants to know that?

but to make a fail!post a notsofail!post I have rediscovered a quote from Wales which i have recorded in my diary but do not remember who said it:
"-and i shall decimate them
-decimate...eh as in coconut?
-no that's dessicate
-oops sorry *giggle*
if you can remember (and i doubt) then do tell. (though i suspect its you avni.....)

and a transcript of a faithful discussion i found recorded in my diary from 6 months ago heard from the enemy of my enemy's friend (names removed but obviously an oldie and over played in-joke)
23/5/08 around 3p.m.
O: picks up squishy pencil and plays with it sitting besides on comp
J: I swear it's a guy thing squishing that pen. Every single guy does it.
O: Well...yeah I suppose
J: Really!? They always squish it
O: pauses, plays with pen I was going to say something inappropriate but refrained myself
B: really...? what?
O: I shoudn't say it...
B: but you have us intrigued
J: yeah we're old enough
O: reluctantly, pauses weelll...stands up to board they remind me of what feels like, or should feel like, I've never felt one before something I'd like to squish...squishy...you know...silicone based
B+J: ehhhhhhh...............o.0 brain broke
J: don't worry we won't pass on the message
B: we'll keep it to ourselves

question is...did they really keep it to themselves? just how much can you trust B and J? J and her stupid big mouth whoever she is...

I also have other random things recorded twilight based but i'll save those.

Having nothing better to do at 10 to 12 and have had too much [citric] acid,
Christina

still quite dead

2008-11-29T21:28:08Z

it still seems quite dead out here, so i thought I'd post a funny little thing.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a137096/radcliffe-auctions-off-equus-trousers.html

did he have trousers in that play? i seem to recall he lost them at some point...

p.s. gary barlow is awesome :D

blah de blah de blah

2008-11-23T15:24:04Z

so it's been a long time since anybody posted anything...i can see why

i have recently (re)discovered the merits of

a) emoticons :D

b) TV

c) YouTube

d) RHYDIAN

so since i have no life, and can't really concentrate on any work right now...i thought i'd post. also, apologies to the person who made the icon i'm using...i kinda nicked it :(

conclusions for the day:

supernatural is awesome, castiel = <3

rhydian is awesome, as is his hair

pandas are inherently evil

life sucks and it's not the only one ;D

Funniest convo ever

2008-11-04T17:13:50Z

What we do in our spare time....

Ling ling: got a request on how you want to die (although its not your time)
Ais: ummm... I wanna die fighting!!
Ling: you cant...
Ais: can i die of anger at an old lady?
Ling: no...
Ais: if not i wanna jump in front of a bus
Ling: uh no....
Ais: I dunno! what are my options?
Ling: starve...drown (i haven't tried)...electric...fire...man eating plant...running out of life
Ais: OOOH man eating plant!!
ling:i like you
Ais: hmm actually whatever is the most dramatic but I like the man eating plant. There better be blood not corn syrup!!
Ling: very well...you know i am killing off your parents
Ais: eh?

Death Doom and Destruction

Senior Page ooooh!!!

2008-10-21T19:12:32Z

So here is mine XD!!!

The text reads:

Things I will remember…
Really bad insults revolving around wigs and mothers (I love you mum!)
Villages in India…Nuit Blanche. Political Plays…Happy Hug Day.. A rainbow.Asian obsessions… way too much food. Blondness and twilight. Poupies that will always remain as such. Spanish accents and hot summer days. Croissants in French class… and debates on global warming . I will remember… the stairs that are neverending…the proposition for an escalator. French baguette and msg Chinese food. Empty movie nights and awkward dances…or not so awkward ones.
I will remember that picnic where we took a boat and sang so badly
that the fish in china and the windmills in Holland could hear us.
Lounging by the pool or the Eiffel tower on a rainy night with smurfs and brownies. I will remember chem. class that turned into a musical debate…
I will remember math… well maybe not. I will remember failed philosophical discussion and wondering Why am I here (LOL)I will remember not knowing what to put on my senior page… resulting in this rather ridiculous poem… I knew I should have gone with the quote but I just wanted to say that I’ll miss you all.. and I suck at originality- Spontanous moving object, Aissatou Ba, Ais, Cheese, Overlord, Brianna, Bri

by popular demand: NEWEST VERSION

2008-10-21T15:04:40Z

Cameoness Gob!!

2008-10-21T07:52:24Z

Gob wants a cameo Gob in story Gob. King Gob is the king od the garden gnomes Gob!! Gob is scared of giant freak beside King Gob Gob!
Maggie: Gob why are you talking in third person you imbecile!
Gob always talks in third person Gob... is maggie upset with Gob. Oh I know Gob! Maggie wants a cameo in the quest for cabbagecakes as well Gob!
Maggie: Say Gob one more time...
Gob loves Maggie Gob but wants a bigger cameo than honorable sword maggie Gob!
Maggie: YOU IDIOT!! I AM AN ENCHANTED HAIRPIN!!!... I knew I should have stuck with rapunzel's hair.
King Gob thinks Maggie is funny Gob.
Maggie: *contemplates ways in which hairpins can kill themselves*

Korean Dramas and hopping down memory lane

2008-10-21T07:48:06Z

OMG Cindy like I totally remember peggy lee and da bun in da oven... OMG ELIVS LIVESS WITH THE CHINESE ELVES IN SWEATSHOPS!! lol... yeah ling ling and I are currently sitting during our free doing nothing so I felt I should post something. I highly reccomend you all go watch Hong Gil Dong ... funniest shit ever yoooo some guy is like I'm not human.. sob sob so FULLARIOUS!!. yes I am in withdrawal as I have not seen the sexy one in anything new *sniff sniff*.
On to the story...
We need to find an actress of chilli hehehehe and I am currently in love with the flatulant senile dragon.. ehehehehe its going to be soooo long.. see comments for prologue. hehehe we shall beat eragon...
yeah... luff u all.. I sniffed last night when I was writing the text for my senior page XD!!!!

cabbagecakes @ 2008-10-21T09:36:00

2008-10-21T07:36:54Z

Ze chapter plot line

By ling ling and Ais
shelia’s funeral, chili explains how she died, introduces how it began a month previously

how chilie moved to school, her first days meeting anton and the dog and how she got her nickname
how bad the school is, and studco. Intro Lysander evander fannie mae and Fredrick mac and gets rejected from club Yukon
while evading snakes PE classes, meets puff who tells her prophecy and gives her mop of destiny
discovering antons disappearances to magic class, discoveres studcos evil intentions. Is saved by anton in a deamon headmaster moment
real time death of shelia. Brad asks her out to go ice surfing after salmon dinner but she kills herself while hes busy. Brad tries to save her but gets mauled by poojazz. Chilie and chalouf has been stalking and horrified at death. Jack flies over and informs school
s
various fillers – different classes, groaning gurtude, Russian ghosts, Korean drama, headmistresses
s
intro brads+mom+poojaz – his triade w/ bicycle seat carrying Canadians

end act 1

poojazz rallying seals like Hitler. They find out about his nickname poojazz and tease him. Brad rallies Canadian army
they march to fight – chilie and friends try to stop it. Find out its really pal gore is the enemy. Pal gore is introduced at the permier of his new movie: The convienent lie
more love triangles, good quality ghost bonding – discuss poojazz’s backstory and reasons for fighting
pal gore defeated and global warming reversed…somehow...
see above
chilie tries magic but anton stops her
pal is discovered to me controlled by someonw (as yet unknown) and poojazz is just a misunderstood eternally baby seal

end act 2

King of underworld is conspirator – go to underworld to convince him to stop him
king is stopped somehow…
filler
king demoted, given mop, headmistresses is new queen, gods displeased, too many people alive so unbalanced and killed again, suicide ghosts are revived so jacks dad can breathe freely without overbearing wife and sloppy kids
happy ending – chilie is offered place in Yukon club but rejects it to form new rival club yukant and is friendly rivals with lysander

skipping down memory lane, remember this?

2008-10-18T19:11:07Z

IN THE NAME OF TWILIGHT!!!!!!

Colourfully Tripping

Bella tripped along Inadvertedly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Edward, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a platypus hopping along, carrying a Vampire in its mouth.

Bella was almost over the hedge when she came across a Ambiguous cake, lying alone on a Sparkly plate. "That must be a treat from my Fat bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked Vampirical, so she ate it.

It gave her the most Incandescent tingling sensation in her eyes. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Edward.

When Edward came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Bella cried Energetically.

"Your neck! And your Epidermis!" Edward said. "They're Flabbergasted! Can't you feel it?"

Bella felt her neck and her Epidermis. They were indeed quite Flabbergasted. "Oh, no!" Bella said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that Ambiguous cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Edward said. "I got you a Whipped Cream. It must have been that Bitchy man who lives nearby. He acts a little Spontaneously, ever since he Bit a Chocolate."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Bella sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Edward said Spasmodically, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your neck is really Sunny like that."

"Really?" Bella dried his tears. Bella kissed Edward and it was an entirely Interracial sensation, like a boat over a lake like a bowling ball wouldn't.

They spent the night having entirely Interracial sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

Random thoughts

2008-10-17T18:13:25Z

So I was looking through my computer folders and found a lovely story
about Peggy Lee having a bun in the oven. In my mind it was a sign since
we recently in Lego man's GF class study a poem by none other than the
gruesome Sylvia Plath about having a bun in the oven. Also Elvis actually lives
as Santa, but has a sweatshop in china where his elves work for 2 cents an hour.
This was enhanced by the picture of elvis on the Bio lab fridge. Too many coincidences
I tell you! Ah music class nostalgia! Avnee and Ais know what I'm talking about.
I also have to ask...what should I dress up for Halloween? It's really bugging me.

hmmm...well I will go think it over home made pizza.

By the way I love the emo poem of doom and the winnie the pooh! Avnee finally wasn't lazy and
posted it! On that note all I have to say is Gobbledygook!

Cindy

the semi-emo poem (of doom...or not)

2008-10-15T19:39:55Z

you know you love it and you were waiting for it...

Reflections in a Dark Room with One Table Light On

In the dark, dark hole that was my soul,

I saw an angel scream

Distressed by sound, I ran around

And then I had my dream

A life has passed, the pastor cries,

It’s always like this when someone dies,

You wait a lifetime for your heart to break,

And in the end there’s a slice of cake

Recompense from heaven, the bread of queens,

A vision of my life; I know not what it means

By some extraordinary talent, some otherworldly skill,

I mustered up the courage, I finally found the will

Not all is at an end, hope’s at the outer door,

But what happens when it and love are not enough,

What happens when we need more?

The parting of lovers, the meeting of friends,

They’re all the same when means come to ends

Fate’s a cruel mistress, but you’ll travel far,

If you think by running you’ll find a brighter star

You only have yourself, and what you build with that block,

It’ll never be enough to stop the ticking of the clock

Yet maybe you don’t need to, maybe all you need’s a way

To battle through tomorrow and meet another day

Bad or good, t’will ne’er be the same,

More fools are we for trying to play the game

Yet play we do and fight and scream

Not to win but ‘perchance to dream’

Life’s a joyous battle, the journey victory

We’d love to give it up, but what the hell else have we?

So now we’re here, why waste it? Why not give it a go?

Brandish your sword at life, stand, and yell ‘what ho?!’

And if life should answer, then you’re really screwed

Just hope and pray it’s not something stupid, not something rude

‘Play up play up and play the game’

What’s the difference? It’s all the same

I’m tired of writing, and you get the point

So finish reading this epic, and blow this joint!

By popular demand...Winnie the Pooh's (true) Origin Story!

2008-10-13T17:26:37Z

I typed this on word, so I hope everything copies itself correctly...it didn't...the formatting is off, and the text boxes don't make sense where they are (they should be on the opposite side) and the little box before "flower" should be a 'therefore' sign, but the important parts all made it (we hope)

By pulling many important strings (i.e. digging through the detritus in my room), and by special request, for one LJ post only, I bring you, the amazing semi-Welsh (see an author for further details) tale of Winnie the Pooh.

Please note that this was an attempt to type up what had been written most haphazardly – therefore consider this a rough translation and bear with me in terms of random interjections to the main narrative. Also please forgive any grammar mistakes – if I did, you can too. See the authors for any excuses/complaints about the grammar.

(directionally challenged)

~~Barney~~ was a ^ ~~dinosaur~~ from my imagination WE LOVE YOU BRIANNA!

^ Winnie ^ Poo-h ^ Christopher Robin’s dad’s

Pooh bear came from a Canadian soldier who saved a bear and was *very* lonely. He named the bear Winnie after Winnie Peg (read Winnipeg) and eventually donated this bear to the zoo. Christopher Robin (also *very* lonely) went to the zoo and saw Winnie. He loved Winnie so much he named his teddy bear Winnie. The “Pooh” name came in later, its original origin was thought to be unknown, but this is the true story…

FOR BRIE

Christopher Robin’s pop came into Christopher Robin’s room one night, noticed Winnie Jr. and said “That aint no bear, that’s a poo!”

Little Christopher Robin didn’t know what a poo was, and so his dad added an ‘h’ and told C.R. that a poo was a flower that stank like a stinky fruit.

--> slight deviation for scientific proof

the flower = climate change

This was not acknowledged by the scientific community of the time, except for one young scientist, Pal Gore, who was shot down by a stomp rocket at 98% efficiency, at 42% of maximum altitude at 60% humidity in low wind conditions.

*Respect Freedom of Speech*

DON’T REMOVE

Christopher Robin’s dad, A.A Milne¹

noticed him going into the woods for hours at a time, then leaving very happy, with just his teddy bear. He then wrote of Christopher R’s experiences in the 100-acre wood².

He asked Quentin B to illustrate, but got rejected because QB was busy licking hallucinogenic tree lichens, and so (harshly) rejected him. Winnie’s other friends came in later, their origins are another story…

P.S. CR became a deranged, psychopathic, slightly obsessed SERIAL KILLEA bitches…

Footnote: This recount is 99.9% historically accurate (see authors for eyewitness accounts)

and stay tuned next week (or tomorrow or late today depending on when I get done with my work and when I'm bothered) for the premise/characters of an exciting new epic from cabbagecakes works ltd. tm r c (Assume circles around those last two and the third from last in very small writing, because I'm way too lazy to do that now)

King Gob seemed like the appropriate icon for this one...

Also, if you don't know it, go look up the song "Since You've Been Gone" by Rainbow, it's from the 70s. At the moment it's stuck in my head, and it's pretty funny...so go listen to it.

hehehehehehehehe

2008-10-13T17:23:25Z

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe..................................................

damn bio test/geo cwk procrastination!!!!!!!!

explaining a bit

2008-10-09T15:50:44Z

I actually don't know if it has been successfully posted yet...but at some point a twilight widget will
show up. Magically of course... I'm actually looking forward to the last trailer since I will not be
able to see the movie for a long time...stupid movie people.

I think that I need to say that work will actually cause me to kill
myself using my textbooks. No really...it will happen! Anyway...moving on....life is too short
to just type your life on livejournal. I will go do something productive like think about
existentialism...or just drown in self pity.

So yea...hope you survive better than I do

Cindy

It's sort of self explanatory...i'm ver excited (cindy)

2008-10-09T15:41:09Z

boredom + procrastination =

2008-10-02T18:02:29Z

ICE CREAM!! avni totally supports ice cream day! and beignet au chocolat day! and perle de coco day! and every other day, another fattening, heart-attack inducing, really really bad for you and yet so good item of food day! isn't bella's friend bosnian? or is it the irish half that won't give her the book? just wondering. other halves - you have to keep track of them. no respect nowadays. and speaking of the book, murtagh and thorn are not sissies...it's not their fault paolini doesn't like them! besides we all know they're going to kill everyone in the end. even nasuada "i'm an emo who's trying to make cutting look macho".

i don't think i can do anything on nuit blanche :( being kept under lock and key, you know, to avoid doing what i'm doing at this exact moment. (well, not exactly what i'm doing at this exact moment, but this kind of thing). HAHA the chemMaster is a funny one. anyway, avni should probably go do all those things she should have been doing earlier, eg university stuff and chem labs from 6 months ago and french homework (which is crap).

and then watch stargate atlantis, of course. and maybe supernatural if people stateside can upload it fast enough :P

peace, dawgs

I scream cough you scream we all scream for ice cream

2008-09-29T20:58:00Z

Hmmmmmm excuse me? Bella has every right to speak in third person. LIKE OMG

Anyhow, Bella would like to declare one of these days as Ice cream day. Because at the moment she cannot have any ice cream (unless she wants her throat to go on a mega holiday) she feels rebellious and would love to eat some.

AND BELLA has every RIGHT to use the phrase "CHRISTINA YOU HOEBAG. I beleive she was inspired by Ais (ice? wtf?).

oh and bella was also wondering since her stupid irish frnd would never gv her the book... maybe once christina is done with brisingr could bella borrow it perhaps?

Oh and you guys? whats happening for La Nuit Blanche? Bella seems eager to know.

adios amigos :)

MOVING ON!!!!.........

2008-09-29T17:14:04Z

We all know Cindy has OCD. She is, after all, an STD (Tinkermuffin, but exactly what that is has yet to be determined).
BUT we must press on with reality (as Ais so brutally reminded me by shaking me out of my Brisingr reading) and resume teasing her later.

I daresay I hope everyone had fun on Saturday. If there is a particular photo one would like, one can contact me. Theoretically.
Oh FauxChemMaster discovered us due to one of our own! Plus, he wished me happy birthday and asked how it all went.
Scary.

And I'm completely done with maths coursework (as perfect as it already was). Additionally, the line "CHRISTINA, YOU HOEBAG!" is trademark of Ais. Not you Bella (Swan). (Does she really like talking in third person?)

High quality entertainment wouldn't be Palin screwing up on National Television would it? That would be low quality entertainment indeed.

Viva La Vida = Grindelwald = non gay love interest of Dumbledore (R.I.P.) = remorseful German overlord = Chris Martin wishes he was that cool.

hahahaha Murtagh and Thorn are such sissies (although kick-ass)

WOW

2008-09-26T22:09:46Z

All i can say guys is that your entries seem to all be centered around me. Not that
they don't anyway...but in this case it''s sort of embarrassing. I like the Sirius icon though
I was bothering christina about that before. Anyway...Edward Cullen is actually made from
100% awesome-ness and don't let anybody else tell you different. I am proud
of my O.C.D (Obsessive Cullen Disorder)
So, after many failed attempts at getting ice to let me and my boyfriend be ALONE. I decided to do some
research on a subject of my inquiry. I know you all wanna know about it. I have come to
the conclusion that a presidential debate might not take place (LE GASP). Enough with
the politics....I have braced with my inner dilemma to bring my infinite wisdom. Do not let any of the other
bloggers have candy or anything else sweet for that matter. I know you can't really give it to them, but truly
I am flabbergasted by the amount of posts on the gob monster. Yes i did just use flabbergasted and gob monster in
the same sentence...deal with it. I'm off to watch some high quality entertainment...i'll let you guess what that is.

and she enters with a trail of flowers :p

2008-09-26T21:52:23Z

so finally bella actually found out how to log herself into cabbagecakes (still laughing about how original a name we came up with)! WOOOHOO

anyhow, so apart from being stupid (and smart at the same time), Bella likes to spend her time hating pigeons and lying in parks. Now obviously there are like soo many stalkers going after her, you see people cannot ignore the fact that she is so pretty. AND NO IM NOT BELLA SWAIN. I AM BELLA.... BELLA...(whts my last name again?)

ANYHOW, talking about TOK, like we soo totally aced our group. like PSHSHHAHASHAHAAAAT we so awesome. i bet your little snow babies be nothing in front of our doctors... muhahah.. btw, what happened to purplesnow?

BELLA TIRED NOW. WANTS TO GO TO SLEEP. tis been a really loooong day.

mathsmathsmathsmathsmaths previously on cabbagecakes...

2008-09-26T14:57:09Z

Procrastinating my maths coursework and haven't got a clue as to how to do my maths homework, I opt to post something here instead. I certainly hope there is udon and music tomorrow or else...

Filming is over, Ugly Betty is back on air, as is Heroes. So :D
WE WON BEST PRESENTATION! Toky can live in a classroom, never to be seen again by anyone.
Moreover, I do not like Harry, there are better secondary characters who are more interesting. Take Artemis for example, although I will not go on a date with him for he has no social skills. Besides, you do know he is still biologically AND mentally 15? No fairy action for him!
There are also much nicer looking fictional guys (although they all seem to have something wrong with them), for example, Edward Cullen. There's nothing wrong with him except for oh bella...oh edward...OH BELLA...OH EDWARD...NO BELLA!, His real name is Gary Stu and he sparkles; which is pretty much all there is to him. Oh and he has no soul. What sane normal person would want that? It's distracting, not to mention any names of course CINDY. Lord Asriel and John Parry can kick Edward's ass anyday straight to the Abyss.

Just you wait until I come in and save King Gob or whatever, the point is I save your story before Avni gets pushed off a cliff. My only request is that I am ranked Sergeant. Likewise Sergeant Tibbs from 101 Dalmations is kick-ass!!!

I also require my own TARDIS or representative thereof.

King Gob wants Cabbage Cake... Maggie need BLOOD

2008-09-25T20:09:21Z

King Gob want CabbageCake Gob but can't afford it because King Gob put his money in an american bank Gob. King Gob wants to smack Bush with Maggie but Maggie doesn't want to touch the Dirty One Gob. Gob gobbly Gob Gob! It is an outrage... this LJ is an outrage Gob!
Maggie: Shut up you incompetent fool
King Gob doesn't know what incompetent means Gob...
Maggie: the balkan gnomes are planning a coup d'etat you nincompoop
King Gob doesn't know what coup d'etat means...Gob
Maggie: They're going to come and torch your ass
King Gob thinks that he wouldn't like to have his tushie torched Gob
Maggie: That's it I am retiring! I swear! I am going back to being a normal hairclip!!
Gob!